1. artisan menu tweets (with love to the bent spoon+++)

    flavs incld malted crème fraiche cone, #nj honey raspberry chunk, hazelnut coffee bean, blood orange greek yogurt, lavender thyme mascarpone, devils food +++

    flavs incld malt liquor with crèam, #nj honey pumping gas, hazel-eyed harlot in boxer briefs, greek-american teen swarthy and proud, little prayers devil-delivered to mars +++ 

    flavs incld cone tits and dark lined lips, vomit in comfy chunks, blood on my sketchers, old neighborhood perv in a lavender cadillac +++

    flavs incld fraiche grass stains and skinny staches, postmen beaned by premen or boys, senile porch rockers high on lost thyme, tears and spittle in my crusty food +++

     
  2. newyorker:

    Today would have been the ninety-ninth birthday of the jazz singer and songwriter Billie Holiday. Take a look at portraits of the artist: http://nyr.kr/1iqpjCw

    Billie Holiday in 1958. Photograph courtesy Dennis Stock/Magnum.

    (Source: newyorker.com)

     
  3. Sweet Charity

    hey this is my new favorite dance sequence 

    which is difficult to come by in a world with Little Miss Sunshine and Pulp Fiction

     
     
  4. (Source: jeffboldgloom, via oxblood)

     
  5. broadcity:

    FAN ART FAN ART FAN ART

    From illustrator KR Whalen!

     
  6. I’m workin on this project for school and have a lot of regrets about my work ethic

     
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  8. danteogodofsoup:

    killbenedictcumberbatch:

    standupcomedyblog:

    John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

    THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

    GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

    (Source: timetoputonashow, via tooyu)

     
     
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  10. "He’s so damned nice and he’s so awful. He’s my sort of thing."
    — The Sun Also Rises 

    (Source: adventureberry)

     

  11. I love it when people you talk to often pick up your sayings without really realizing it— someone I know seems to have started saying a weird something my grandmother used to say, bet she has no idea where it came from.  

     
  12. kmzrtl:

    #BILLBORT :: Fairfax Ave., Los Angeles, CA

    (via soggyramennoodles)

     
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  14. things that happened today:

    • ate a lot of cheesy things at cheesecake factory
    • stepped foot in a cheesecake factory, that’s new
    • both feet
    • nude lipstick, which just makes my face confusing I guess
    • all of broad city
    • read poetry in bath, smote by satan
    • really #related to fiction about high school

    this is a really douchey spring break for me, I’m working through it though

     
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